Planck length 

1. The smallest measurable length, 1.616 * 10^-35 meters.
2. The distance light travels in one Planck time, 5.39 * 10^-44 seconds.
3. The length of your penis.

Budge a Planck length and I shoot.

Planck length by True_Lust July 22, 2019

Planck Length 

The smallest known measurement in the universe. Also the size of ur dad's pp.

Person 1: Yo I bet ur pp is smoler than mine
Person 2: Hmm, strange. I thought the Planck Length was the shortest possible measurement.
Person 1: Oi u sayin' I got smol pp syndrome?
Person 2: ...Maybe?

Person 2 was then reported missing 3 days after this conversation.
When his body was found, his pp measured to about 3 Planck Lengths, which, as established, was longer than Person 1's.

guys im kidding the planck length is ridiculously small you wouldn't have a pp if it was that small

Planck Length by TopGG April 25, 2022

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008