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pineapple on pizza 

THE MOST ABHORENT ABOMINATION TO SOCIETY TO EVER HAPPEN ON THIS PLANET! ONLY THE SICKEST OF HUMAN BEINGS PUT PINEAPPLE ON THEIR PIZZA. IT HONESTLY MAKES ME SICK TO MY STOMACH JUST THINKING ABOUT IT. IF U PUT PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA, PLEASE JUMP!
Me: Yeah bro, I heard he put pineapple on pizza.
Friend: Ew, hope he gets food poisoning.
pineapple on pizza by TR00TH April 6, 2017

Pineapple on pizza 

Calm down people it’s not an abomination it’s actually quite good try it one time
Bill:have you ever tried pineapple on pizza
Jane: Ew no. Disgusting
Bill: Have you tried it
Jane: no
Bill:Sit down and eat you’ll like it I promise
Jane : you know what this stuff is good

Pineapple on Pizza 

Most people say it’s the worst thing but have never even tried it.
Hey, truth or dare?

Truth.

Do you like pineapple on pizza?

No, obviously.

Ok, truth or dare again.

Truth.

Have you ever tried pineapple on pizza?

..no…
Pineapple on Pizza by Epic meow April 7, 2022

Pineapple on pizza 

pineapple on pizza is supposed to be illegal, not trying to spread hate but seriously, show this to your pineapple loving friend to prove them wrong! -sincerely google!
Claire: i love pineapple on pizza!!
the majority: sorry, what?
Claire: what do you mean what?

the majority: your literally insane-
Pineapple on pizza by wats up? November 25, 2021

Pineapple on pizza 

Pineapple on pizza is a forbidden food and is banned from most households. It's known to be one of the most controversial foods known to exist.
"Pineapple on pizza is so good" said no person ever.

pineapple on pizza 

THE GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD!!! PINEAPPLE ON PIZZA- A GODSENT DISCOVERY!
'man how do you feel about pineapple on pizza?'

'SERIOUSLY?? I LOVE pineapple on pizza'
pineapple on pizza by hrtz February 16, 2022
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briefcake 

"Did you check out the briefcake in courtroom C?"
briefcake by Ben Frey April 6, 2006
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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