Pity Pick Up Share definition Flag Picking up somebody (who is less beautiful, less smart, or less cool than you are) because you feel bad for them / you pity them. This guy is pretty lame but he can be my pity pick up. Pity Pick Up by Autumn87 May 12, 2015 0 0 Get merch Get the Pity Pick Up mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch