A way of experiencing grief, in which you spend your time feeling sorry for yourself and whining endlessly about how crappy your life is.
Pity parties can be just for
one or for many
people, such as maybe your friends and close
people, who will try to comfort you or just be there for you while you keep asking yourself what did you do to deserve whatever it is that made you so sad in the first place
Pity Parties require the proper outfit, which is usually pajamas cause you dont get all dressed up during those feeling-sorry-for-myself moments. Also you should have no make up on or just the
one from the night before; hair undone as well.
It also involves tissues, comfort
food such as ice cream; chocolate; potato chips; cookies;
cake; and candy. Low fat
food is banned
Alcohol might or might not be allowed (if alcohol makes you go wild, no alcohol should be brought to the pity party in that case since the point is not exactly to have
fun). The purpose of a Pity Party is to dumpt the pity
Music is also very important at pity parties, including songs
like "One is the Loneliest Number", "All by Myself" and any other song that makes you feel
like throwing yourself from the nearest cliff
Pity parties usually end after you are done whining or if someone breaks it up. This will usually be a cynical loved
one who will not let you drown in self pity and will take you either to have the best
time ever, drinking and partying or will just make you crawl out of bed by making you see how pathetic you look and how you should cut the whining and just do something to make things better
