pittsburg platter 

the act of covering one's face with plastic wrap and having your partner shit on your face.

I don't care what you do, just don't give me a Pittsburg Platter!

pittsburg platter by KL June 2, 2003

pittsburg platter 

squatting over a loved ones face and dropping a deuce onto their eagerly awaiting face.

I ate Mexican for lunch,so my girlfriend couldn't wait for me to give her a pittsburg platter.

pittsburg platter by Scott311 July 18, 2006

pittsburg platter 

Moron, it is spelled "Pittsburgh". You forgot the "h" and no one I have known in the 29 years of my life in PGH. is into this. Howard Stern made it up for some gay ass reason.

sllllaaaapppppp
mmmmeeeaaaaattt

pittsburg platter by slapmeat August 4, 2003

Pittsburgh Platter 

To deficate on a glass table while someone watches from below.

She squatted out a hot steamy Pittsburgh Platter for me

Pittsburgh Platter by Anonymous February 13, 2003

pittsburgh platter 

a sexual act where a person poops on top of a glass table with another person lying underneath, watching. similar to the cleveland steamer but it requires less clean up.

that trick paid me 300 dollars for a pittsburgh platter but i was so full of h i could only pop out some rabbit turds

i love watching my woman prepare a pittsburgh platter.

pittsburgh platter by mufasasteamer January 10, 2008

Pittsburgh Platter 

To deficate on a cookie sheet, place in the oven and broil. Usually done when a roommate is getting "lucky" and you are not. Note: using Pam turns it into the Baltimore Broil.

Damn, Tom is getting laid again. Hand me the cookie sheet, it's time to Pittsbugh platter that jerk!

Pittsburgh Platter by Johnny Feltersnatch October 30, 2003

Pittsburgh Platter 

A Pittsburgh Platter is a steaming load of shit dumped off on a man's chest by a woman or man, whatever the preference may be.

Dude! She gave him a Pittsburgh Platter! That shit's so gross!

Pittsburgh Platter by JManDC September 14, 2007