pistle 

pussy whistle

damn man, i made that bitch "pistle"

pistle by bobhegway August 17, 2024

pistle winket 

A condom (Commonwealth English).

Don't forget your pistle winket, mate.

pistle winket by kyle347 May 30, 2011

e-pistle 

An excessively long e-mail, giving unnecessary information or unsolicited advice.

"My dad always writes really long emails telling me what to do, they're like e-pistles of St. Paul!"

e-pistle by witz April 20, 2007

the yeet pistle 

lazer beams finishes his soda and proceeds to yeet his empty can into a trash bin

THE YEET PISTLE IS AMAZING

the yeet pistle by LAZERBEAMFAN March 23, 2020

Rae Piste 

A lovely man who likes to play with people with or without their consent . Great name for Kahoot and Zoom trolling as well.

Teacher: Who is Rae Piste ?
Rae Piste:Kekekekeke

Rae Piste by Lebelt James October 12, 2020

Missoula Mortar and Pestle 

A marriage of the pittsburgh steamshovel and a skullfuck. Taking a shit in the empty eyesocket of a one-eyed hooker, then squishing your cock into it. Extra points awarded for the famed "Eye to Mouth" move afterwards.

Stump: I got rolled by a one-eyed hooker last night

Nick: How?

Stump: I just finished giving her the Missoula Mortar and Pestle, then she slapped me with a crowbar and took my wallet

Missoula Mortar and Pestle by MaximillianBadberg October 6, 2011

pitless

(When pertaining to cherries or other pit fruit): Having no seed (pit).

(When pertaining to a double arm amputee): Having no armpits. I mean think about it. With no arms, one cannot possibly have pits!

Sarah thought that those were Rainier cherries, but they were pitless.

pitless by Telephony July 22, 2015