pissler

A German...

"oh look a pissler pissing" call of duty 2

by Gribbo September 9, 2016

pisster

A shitty poster...a pisster.

Coined by a Brit who couldn't say poster...

"You bought a right pisster there mate!"

by MountTheTing March 5, 2020

The Struggle Pisser

Usually a senior citizen who struggles vehemently to expel a few drops of urine due to his inflamed prostate. The struggle pisser exerts so much energy that it causes perspiration and appears as if the person has just engaged in a marathon. so exasberated by the activity, the struggle pisser needs to lean against the wall to regain composure. It is not uncommon for the struggle pisser to flatulate as a result of the force required.

Bill: "Howie! Are you having a heart attack or giving birth to a 5 year old? You are beat red!!!"

Howie: "Nah, my prostate is inflamed and I had to force out my pee."

Bill: "WOW! You really are The Struggle Pisser!"

by Jmpjvewal March 18, 2008

Pool pisser

A 30 something YMCA male who dives into the unoccupied kiddie pool and proceeds to urinate through his under armour shorts while staring at the life guard.

That ex football player amounted to nothing in life but a god damn pool pisser.

by Bdevil5 December 14, 2010

smash pissers

to smash pissers means to have sex.

hey, do you wanna go smash pissers?

by i love boobs February 6, 2007

pisstery

Unexplained urine spots commonly found on bedding, floors or other areas.

When I went into the kitchen this morning I found a big puddle of piss. It's a pisstery!

by Shart Shittler August 14, 2009

Pisserfit

noun: When you get so mad you suddenly get the extreme urge to piss. This is very annoying, as someone who suffers from pisserfit can never stay around long enough to retaliate to whatever made them mad, as they have to quickly find a bathroom.

That dude just threw garbage all over Joey and then grabbed his girlfriend's butt, but Joey couldn't do a thing about it becuase he got so mad he got pisserfit and had to run to the nearest bathroom.

by Jace555 May 4, 2009