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Pisshopper 

When pissing outdoors and the perceived threat of an insect, animal, or person makes you jump back causing your piss to fly everywhere, often times including on yourself.
(Joe returns to the car stopped on the side of the highway.)
Mark: Oh man, d'you piss all over your shorts?!?
Joe: Ugh.. no.
Mark: Did a deer startle you while you took a leak or what?
Joe: No, uhm, a butterfly.
Mark: Dude, you're such a pisshopper!
Pisshopper by Pisshoppers4life August 20, 2009
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pisswhipper 

an awesome word to use in facebook chat fights
oh go to hell, you snot-nosed pisswhipper.
pisswhipper by superian January 31, 2010

Pisstippen

It’s when someone is taking a piss outdoors and another person pushes them over.
I snuck up on Pete when he was pissing and pushed him right over and piss went everywhere. And now he is piss off at me for pisstippen.
Pisstippen by Intuwit December 12, 2018