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piss to my ear 

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Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
piss to my ear by Thehostess April 24, 2017

pot to piss in

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To have no money.
He doesnt have a pot to piss in.
pot to piss in by Atlantis May 16, 2004

a pot to piss in 

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Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
a pot to piss in by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005

a pot to piss in 

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Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in.
a pot to piss in by Tj080275 June 13, 2019

how to piss deakythediscobean off 

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sami: oH JoHNNN FiLL mE uP
marii: STFU BEFORE I SLIT YOUR TOES OFF

A chicken for every pot to piss in 

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Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
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TikTok Farlands

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TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
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mormon assault vehicle

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another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)
"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."
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Shakira Law 

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A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.
Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it
Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025
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Overstand 

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To understand a topic or statement to the highest extent.
Leroy, after being told the tenth time by his sister, did overstand her idea of robbing the 7-11.
Overstand by Elf Eater March 23, 2003
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minimap 

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A map that mostly tells you where everything is
Friend 1: Follow me there is a player nearby
Friend 2: How do you know?
Friend 1: Minimap
minimap by LeWord January 13, 2015
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Pink Cloud

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12 step recovery jargon referring to someone new who talks about how great life is, now that they're sober. Usually meaning that the person is out of touch with reality.
The new guy seems pretty happy for a dude who has no job, no money and no family. He must be on a pink cloud.
Pink Cloud by toniwithaneye November 24, 2006
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