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piss to

Laugh from someone, pointing someone's flaws.
Don't piss to me boy. - don't laugh from me boy.

He pissed to me. - he said upsetting thing s that I'm not agreeing with.
by Kilimate January 29, 2019
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piss to my ear

Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
by Thehostess April 24, 2017
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pot to piss in

To have no money.
by Atlantis May 16, 2004
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a pot to piss in

Slang term meaning "any money or commodities". Can only be used with a negative prefix.
Poor guy doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
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a pot to piss in

Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in.
by Tj080275 June 13, 2019
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how to piss deakythediscobean off

sami: oH JoHNNN FiLL mE uP
marii: STFU BEFORE I SLIT YOUR TOES OFF
by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
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A chicken for every pot to piss in

Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013
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