Piss Stream 

Piss that which criss/crosses in a somewhat sinusoidal pattern before it hits the water beneath.

"The more z-amount I forced it, the more it performed the twist."

-"Drinking and pissing fuck"

"Sometimes it sqeeks a viper piss, so I struggle to force a piss stream... elss it leak onto the seat."

-"Hard dick"

Piss Stream by dhc529 September 8, 2009

screaming piss 

The act of drinking large quantities of alcohol during the course of a night out.

Have you seen Daragh today?
No, and we won't because he was out on the screaming piss last night.

screaming piss by DonBishop July 22, 2012

Screaming piss 

A pee in which comes out of you so hard it sounds like frying bacon and/or makes you scream due to being so hot

“Be right back dude, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

Screaming piss by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

Screaming Piss 

A pee that comes out of you so fast it sounds like you are frying bacon and/or burns so bad that it makes you scream.

“Be right back man, I gotta take a screaming piss!”

Screaming Piss by Noodle_man November 21, 2019

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss 

Expresion of just how much you dislike someone. You would not even give them the steam from your piss

"My boss is such a cunt, I wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss."

Wouldn't give him/her the steam off my piss by NZBB May 31, 2009

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020