piss on you 

parody song done by Dave Chapelle on an episode of Chapelle's Show. the tune of it is very similar to R. Kelly's "Feelin On Yo Booty."

Haters wanna hate
Lovers wanna love
I don't even want
None of the above
I want to piss on you
Yes I do
I'll piss on you
I'll pee on you

piss on you by bigjimdx December 3, 2005

You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it

One can use chapstick as lotion if desperate enough.

"Man I feel ashy as fuck"
"You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it"

You may piss on the smoke, if you can catch it by SmokeyTheBear420 November 9, 2021

piss on your wall 

To write something negative on someone's Facebook wall.

I swear, if you post that picture of me, I'm going to piss on your wall.

piss on your wall by Slouching Buddha October 22, 2010

piss on your grave 

"Piss on your grave" is what you tell someone when you greatly resent something they have said or done, assuring them that you will not forget it and have no respect for them.

"If you dare do that, I'll piss on your grave!"

piss on your grave by markxcool June 12, 2016

Piss on your chips 

The correct definition of this expression is to really mess something up for yourself (rather than for someone else) with an unnecessary and/or stupid act.

The key is that it is self-inflicted and therefore has a different meaning to "piss on your bonfire" or "rain on your parade" which refer to generally spoiling or putting a dampener on something for someone else.

The origin of the expression is from the scenario in the UK of a guy buying some takeaway chips (french fries for any US readers) after an evening's drinking.

Finding that he then needs a piss on the way home, the inebriated guy finds a quiet spot somewhere then and puts his chips on the ground nearby while he relieves himself. In his drunken state he then accidentally pisses on his chips, thus depriving himself of his meal through his own carelessness and stupidity.

The expression is particularly applicable for a celebrity who has badly damaged his/or her career because of a needless personal transgression.

"Way to piss on your chips, Tiger!" (Overheard at the US Masters)

Piss on your chips by DaleHudd June 16, 2010

Piss on your chips 

Putting a dampner on something

I don't want to piss on yer chips mate but I've already thrown one up 'er.
(In honour of Matt Ross)

Piss on your chips by Cyrus & SFGTom November 10, 2003

Piss On Your Face 

1. The ultimate insult. When you tell someone you piss on their face, it demeans them, makes them feel less human, and essentially tells them that you own them.

2. Requesting for someone to piss on your face makes you a whore or a bitch.

3. In "Wasting My Time" by Default replace, everytime they sing the words "Wasting My Time", replace them with "Piss On Your Face" and you instantly have the Piss On Your Face song.

Mario: Dan, your mother is a whore.
Dan: Don't make me piss on your face Mario.

Piss On Your Face by Bonez April 13, 2003