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piss fist 

Usually after looking away from the urinal, pee leaks onto or in the hand holding or supporting the male reproductive organ, thus creating a fist full of piss.
"Todd didn't wash his hands even though he had the biggest piss fist i ever saw!"
piss fist by Zach Wagner February 7, 2009
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fist full of piss

When you fill a beer bottle with piss and give it to a drunk friend unknowingly they drink it and beat the shit out of you
Tristan:hey did you hear what happend to Charlie?
Karissa:yea he got a fist full of piss

Piss Fister

The act of pissing down your arm while fisting a girl in her ass.
I will perform the piss fister on you
Piss Fister by Frosty Balls August 7, 2014

Piss-Fisted

Definition: > A state of absolute, unhinged sexual and chaotic madness that leaves you so profoundly confused and physically wrecked you don't know whether to smile, cry, or check your pulse. A situation so degenerate it bypasses all standard human emotions and boundaries.
"I called the crisis hotline crying and told 'em, 'Bruh, I didn't just get piss-fisted, I think they left their fucking Rolex up there! The operator told me I was beyond saving and hung up."
"We went from zero to a complete, unhinged piss-fisting in the back of the Pimp Caddy. By the time the dust cleared, nobody knew whose fluids belonged to who, the upholstery was a biohazard, and everyone needed a priest."
"OMG, I I just got piss -fisted for the first time I don't know if I'm supposed to laugh or cry."

"Girl, someone wrote Call me for a piss-fisting good time on the bathroom stall at the bar! Is it weird that I called the number?"
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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