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piss to my ear
Person 1: ”Believe it or not but I found a real diamond last night and..".
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
Person 2: ...”Don’t piss to my ear!"
piss to my ear by Thehostess April 24, 2017
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a pot to piss in
a pot to piss in by Steve Shutt September 14, 2005
a pot to piss in
Any form of wealth, in money or commodities, originating from Scotland, when they had a piss pot. The poor urinated in a hole.
He doesn't have a pot to piss in.
a pot to piss in by Tj080275 June 13, 2019
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how to piss deakythediscobean off by Deakythediscobean November 9, 2019
A chicken for every pot to piss in
Although a seemingly harmless and fun mash-up of two phrases (Herbert Hoover's campaign promise of prosperity "A chicken in every pot" and it's counterpart phrase, "He/she doesn't have a pot to piss in" meaning the poor bastard/bastardette is beyond broke), this phrase actually refers to those who will put a chicken in a pot for no good reason other than to urinate on the postmortem bird (sometimes referred to as "Chissing").
In a perfect world, Pierre Michel would have a chicken for every pot to piss in just so he wouldn't be alone in his deviance working the graveyard shift at the chicken restaurant.
A chicken for every pot to piss in by The Somnambulist & Fast Reggie December 15, 2013
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countrypolitan
Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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womp
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.