pirate dildo Share definition Flag a frozen peice of shit in the shape of a penis. Used to stick in your "vagina" or "anus". My friend has 12 inch logs, so i got him to shit and i froze it and i put it in my ass.Yummy.pirate dildo. pirate dildo by mike hunt April 18, 2004 0 0 Get merch Get the pirate dildo mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch