consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.
person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME
By far the worst unit in the Army on top of that the worst airborne unit.
Hey bro! , I failed selection and they're sending me to the 82nd abn 1/504 pir that's not bad right?
You're going to the toilet bowl of the army where literally all the washouts from decent units go to finish their enlistment.
Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."