consider yourself lucky. i dunno HOW you got here, but im proud of you. i guess.
person1: hey i haven't seen you in a while what u wanna do
person2: fpostu iaiiaohi ovo xcy pir oaml hctib
person1: wtf
???: THE FUCK DID YOU SAY TO ME
Hey bro! , I failed selection and they're sending me to the 82nd abn 1/504 pir that's not bad right?
You're going to the toilet bowl of the army where literally all the washouts from decent units go to finish their enlistment.