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pipe-wrench 

Verb: to pipe-wrench
1) To bash away at a problem as if banging on it with a pipe wrench or other heavy object, applying possible solutions arbitrarily until one works or worse, taking arbitrary actions until the problem becomes solved by one of them
2) To angrily coerce a piece of software or machinery into functioning as intended as though beating it into submission with a wrench
1) I could use some help - I'm just pipe-wrenching this code right now
2) Zoom is working now - I had to pipe-wrench it by turning it off and on again and again
pipe-wrench by Balloonie-cat1 October 21, 2020
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Pipe Wrench 

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.
Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"
Pipe Wrench by Skimask619 January 16, 2010

Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole
I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench

rusty pipe wrench 

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.
"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion
fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench

Lebanese Pipe-Wrench

The employment of a wrench during manual self-stimulation. This act is frowned upon in all countries outside of Lebanon, where a hand just ain't enough.
"Achmed! You got a wrench I could borrow? I'm planning on another Lebanese Pipe-Wrench tonight!"

wrench your pipe 

to clamp a monkey wrench around a mans penis and twist it off
man, I wanna wrench your pipe.
wrench your pipe by Wyzrd Head February 24, 2024
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The striver is an interesting phenomenon that is seen across college campuses. In essence, the striver is an over-achiever who comes from a working or middle class family. He may be an immigrant. He may have been a slacker in HS who was "born again" into an academic wunderkind. Or he may just be an over-achiever who is keeping at it.

The striver is willing to sacrifice his social life at the expense of Phi Beta Kappa and Summa Cum Laude. The striver is the guy who stays at the library long after you are gone. The striver is the guy who takes 30 credits/semester and considers anything below an A/4.0 failure. The striver doesn't work on campus, he is too busy finding ways to pad his resume instead of working retail or workstudy. The striver lets his grades pay his education by applying to ten scholarships a year.

The striver is a future Soros/Fullbright/Rhodes/Gates/Marshall/etc. fellow. The striver lives to study. For the striver, their fun comes from the rewards they expect to receive in return for their diligence. Be it Law School, B-School, academia, or politics. The striver seeks to find the American Dream through academic success.
Anthony was a striver. He transfered from a TTT to an IVY and graduated in 2 years. He studied his ass off and went to Penn Law. He got a Biglaw offer. But lost it all because of an unmoderated mesasgeboard.

Successful strivers:
- Barack Obama
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Striver by URM Striver January 3, 2009
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SkyPesos 

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- Just forget about it, you don't have enough SkyPesos to fly anywhere.
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Give me the quiche peanemis on the movie I missed.
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Hate Draft

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1. Billy hate drafted Chad OchoCinco because he knew Sam had wanted him since he is from Cincinnati. Billy already had plenty of players to fill that position but wanted to make sure Sam didn't get him.

2. Billy hate drafted Peyton Manning because he was the only good quarterback left and he knew Sam had been planning on drafting him.
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Utility beer 

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Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
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