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pipewrench 

This occurs when either yourself or your girlfriend is jacking you off and pulls a BIT too hard.
Damn! She gave me a pipewrench last night and it still hurts!
pipewrench by TDP411 February 22, 2008

dirty pipewrench 

When a woman is giving a "Pipewrench" and uses shit as a lubricant.

See also, "Pipewrench"
If you don't know what a dirty pipewrench is, you can't afford it...
dirty pipewrench by Slappy McWeiners September 30, 2017

Mississippi Pipe Wrench

Having a huge and deformed penis with an extra large pee hole
I saw Tom in the locker room yesterday, he had a huge Mississippi Pipe Wrench

rusty pipe wrench 

When after putting it in a girls butt, she turns around and gives you a handjob with a twisting motion.
"Yeah bruh, last night I got with that new girl and she gave me a rusty pipe wrench"

Pipe Wrench 

The handjob equivalent to "Wood Chipper". When a woman finds that squeezing, twisting and yanking on a penis isn't satisfying. Thus calling her a Pipe Wrench.
Man: "Dude, I heard that chick gave you a handjob"
Dude: "Handjob!? She was a pipe wrench!"
Pipe Wrench by Skimask619 January 16, 2010

Swedish Pipe Wrench

when a man and a woman scissor, with the female inserting the penis into her vagina while grabing the penis with her thumb and forefinger and twisting in a anti-clockwise motion
fuck she brought me unstuck with the swedish pipe wrench
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"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

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"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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