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AKA Manliness, Godliness and Divine Beauty. Piotrek is a name given most often to the BETTER (Alpha) male. There are three expectations that must be met if one is to be named "Piotrek".
1. Huge penis
2. Handsome
3. Inteligent (130 IQ and up)

Not to be confused with Star Trek even though his penis might be the size of a Klingon war cruiser. Oh yeah.
I wish I could be Piotrek, that guy has everything I dream of and that which I will never posses.
Piotrek by I wish I was Piotrek October 24, 2006
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Very sexy guy who likes riding bikes and your father’s dick.
- Do you know that he fucked my father again??
- omg he’s such a piotrek!
piotrek by clitisfake May 1, 2022
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Co to robicz?
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