A pink rattlesnake is usually found in the western united states (but can be found anywere), behind any bar by very drunk girls, often held in the hand of it's captor when removed from it's hiding spot and displayed for them to see. This snake is a spitter not a biter.
Guy: Have you ever seen a pink rattlesnake?
Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?
Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!
Drunk Girl: No?!
Guy : do you wanna see one?
Drunk Girl: Yes!
Guy: Let's go out back and I'll show you one.
Drunk Girl: OK!
by Scorpio Scorpion January 22, 2018