Nidge pinger, derived from the phrase, "ping it in nigel". Can be used as an alternativeword for any entity or thing that can be described in quantitive amounts.
For example, "ping us in half a brace of nidge pinger" or "ship in an ounce of nidge pinger", "here, that prile of nidge pingers is our nigel's, nigel."
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).