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pinetree 

A renewable resource and fodder for the pulpwood industry.
A pinetree falling on a mobile home is a thing of beauty.
pinetree by Bearinwoods, P.E. July 15, 2003
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pinetree 

accesory hung on rear view mirror in effort to make an automobile look and smell negroidial
He got seven pine trees hangin in his mo-fuggin Maxima.
pinetree by x June 15, 2003

Pinetree 

A preppy person who is in the closet and there mommy dresses them at the age of thirty
oh god, Pinetree is here again
Pinetree by Toki Wartooth December 30, 2007

Pinetree 

some of the HOTTEST girlz in the world go to Pinetree Secondary School.
I was walking by Pinetree when i saw these two hot ass chicks walking out of the building.

pinetree 

check out that pinetree coupin some chino doooo
pinetree by gill April 18, 2004

Sad Pinetree 

When a pinetree (derived from the word pine and tree) is exceedingly sad and therefore dying (not to be confused with wilting and death)
Oh no! You look like a Sad Pinetree! What’s wrong, don’t die!!!
Sad Pinetree by Aaagghhhg October 23, 2018

Jose Pinetree 

Jose Pinetree is a human-being which acts and dresses like a leprechaun. They are usually a bit blind, and enjoy frittata.
Ha! They look like a Jose Pinetree!
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