You know when you you go for a shit and it starts off small and tapers up to a fuckin huge drip shaped turd.....well imagine that bastard with nuts and sweetcorn!!!!
Joe: Wheres Nick?
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........
Pete: Last time i seen him he was passin a pinecone in the bushes..
Joe: hope to fuck theres no squirrels around........
by playfulgorilla March 4, 2009
A Pine Cone shit is a hurking turd that you know is going to shred your asshole when it comes out so you push real slow and get it half way out and you cannot see because your eyes are full of tears and you say screw it and just give one mighty push and it shoots out of your ass so fast your spinchter slams shut and pulses for about a minute. police are called because the neighbor heard a blood curdling scream from in your house.
Dude last night i took a pinecone shit and i had to stuff my underwear with toilet paper because i was bleeding so much.
by Pistolero777 July 22, 2010
by fishyBusiness69 June 4, 2011
A turd that is extremely hard and painful to pass whether the turd be spicy or contains shards of glass.
by TheAnacondors September 25, 2007
by Taylor Wroblewski & Kent Wes Jacobsen September 9, 2006
To insert a Pinecone into the anus. Can be played as a game, whoever keeps the Pinecone in the longest wins.
Me, Karen, and Mark had us a good old fashion Muddy Pinecone contest, of course Karen took home the trophy.
by P-Cone June 2, 2020
Someone who is really tall, refering to the fact that they can reach a tree branch and pinch a pinecone. Someone who likes boys or other young male organisms. Someone who eats pinecones or burns them in a fire. A person who pierces their lip.
by Guyguygirlgamerz July 26, 2009