The most painful thing that can possibly happen to someone. This phrased is used as a comparison, if something is really bad or unpleasurable, you compare it to shitting a pinecone.
Jim: Dude I had to stay with my grandma all last week.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.
or
Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
Mike: That sucks.
Jim: Yeah I would have rather been shitting a pinecone.
or
Popo: Yeah they did surgery without novacaine, it felt like I was shitting a pinecone.
by Crapspatula June 4, 2005
whenever anything negative happens in life, the pain can be eased by yelling "dammit pinecone!" and putting the blame on this sad excuse of a living organism.
by tadertodd December 14, 2010
Chad- "Yo dude let's take the Pinecone Plunge! Everyone bend over and relax!"
12 year olds- "The Fortnite squad has spoken, for losing us that match we are going to give you a Pinecone Plunge as punishment!."
Camper Bob- "During my hike last weekend I got tired and wanted to rest. I sat down on the side of the trail and accidentally gave myself a PineCone Plunge. It really hurt!"
12 year olds- "The Fortnite squad has spoken, for losing us that match we are going to give you a Pinecone Plunge as punishment!."
Camper Bob- "During my hike last weekend I got tired and wanted to rest. I sat down on the side of the trail and accidentally gave myself a PineCone Plunge. It really hurt!"
by Seeeean August 13, 2018
1) A kid with down syndrome whos job is to sell pinecones. He offers quality pinecones that are edible for anything.
2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan
2) Someone who sells pinecone and retarded.
Also a member of the pinecone clan
by Jet February 25, 2005
When you want to fuck your dead Nan but your dead fish tries to cock block you
The fish’s name has to be Barry for this to work
The fish’s name has to be Barry for this to work
by 720tickshotter January 17, 2019
When anyone, particularly a hobo, takes a dump in a city, the resulting poop is known as an Urban Pinecone.
Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.
Note: Unlike standard pine cones, Urban Pinecones do not need fire to fulfill their destiny, simply an inconveniently placed foot.
by MysteriousJ December 15, 2008
When a couple is engaging in intercourse, paricualarry doggy style, and the rear partner takes a pinecone and shoves it in the anus or vagina, and then drop kicks it. May and probably will cause Anal or Vaginal bleeding.
Jane: "John, not so rough."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!
Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."
John: "I'll show you rough."
*inserts pinecone*
Jane: "Owwwwh, what was that?"
John: "You'll see."
*drop kicks pinecone*
Jane: "OWWWWHHHH!!!, YOU MOTHERFUCKER, It's over!!!"
John: Finally that bitch left, but SHIT, I have blue balls now!!!
Jim: "Dude did you listen to me and give your girlfriend the Philidelphia Pinecone?"
John: "Yah bro thanks alot, it actually worked, but I have blood on my sheets now."
by Tom Progression August 8, 2008