Pillowed

A state of tiredness where one starts to feel intoxicated. Common symptoms include poor articulation and giddiness.

"I'm so pillowed"

Friend 1:DUDE we've been up for *counts fingers* 26 hours!
Friend 2:wooah nelly, I's expectin mmoore *laughs* mmoor *laughs* no no *laughs...continues laughing*
Friend 1:...ok then..?
Friend 2:*laughing* no no, I *continues laughing*
Friend 1:umm... you're just plain Pillowed man.

by HF clan April 18, 2010

pillowed

when a guy is seriously aroused and hides his bulge with a ready to hand pillow.

this girl last night was chatting so dirty and i kept getting inappropriate boners, i hid my bulge secretly, it was pillowed.

by greenskill August 3, 2014

Pillowed

To be so drunk that you vomit.

"Eeeeew, Phil got pillowed last night."

by DDude700 December 11, 2009

Pillowed

When you are sitting somewhere with someone and they get up and leave the room. You stack all the pillows you can find where they were just sitting so when they return they cannot sit down. Finally, you inform them they have been "pillowed"

Jenny totally pillowed Paul when he left the room. When he came back he had to move all those pillows.

by quickdraw_mcgraw May 31, 2011

Pillowed

The act of driving someone's face into a pillow, while fucking, to shut them up.

"I was with this douchebag last night, and he pillowed me out of nowhere"

"I was fucking Sarah in my parent's basement. She was moaning so loudly, I had to pillow her"

by H_Bishop November 28, 2018

pillowned

a form of ownage where the "victim" is owned (ie beaten) with a pillow or suchlike. the word is a joining of the words "pillow" and "owned".

for example whilst a friend is sleeping, attack him/her with a large pillow or cushion, shouting "PILLOWNED!"

by Pheeel December 24, 2008

Pillowgeddon

The utter destruction of a down pillow or pillows in a confined space, or the evidence thereof. Some pillow fights can result in pillowgeddon, but not all pillowgeddons are the result of a pillow fight.

I placed a beloved goose down bolster pillow handmade for my wife by her long dead aunt in the dryer. When I opened the dryer door after multiple drying cycles I was witness to pillowgeddon.

by Rob Dove July 12, 2011