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Pile of dicks

A description of the traffic inside the city of Chicago.
With the rain & traffic and it’s gonna suck pile of dicks.
Pile of dicks by HollaJ May 2, 2019

Pile of Dicks

When you feel at your absolute worst.
I can not make it into work today. I feel like a Pile of Dicks.
Pile of Dicks by Teebin48 July 11, 2022

Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks. 

Modern day “two birds one stone” but with a twist to spruce it up.
Can I share with you, Two Bitches, one Plate, and a pile of dicks.

Pile of Barbie Dicks 

A pile of both male and female penises from a Barbie doll,but since they don't have penises,it is nothing. An insult.
"You're a pile of Barbie dicks,so you're NOTHING!!!"
Pile of Barbie Dicks by Daggers October 31, 2007
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Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
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Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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