pike in

"Pike in", derivative of an East End Cockney expression.

Definition:
The groundedness necessary to remain sane on the current life path you're on.

Common usage:
"Thank goodness I'm not a movie star. It'd be impossible to pike in."

Discovered during 4 hour periodontal procedure at a celebrity mecca dental office.

"Thank goodness I'm not a movie star. It'd be impossible to pike in."

by Robin Redtailhawk February 27, 2014

Back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion

Taking a huge dump looking like your reeling in a huge pike and when you finally let the log drop - you get splashed in the ass with dirty torlet water.

Ohhhh man i just did a back seat bumpkin in the pike posistion i need to go home and change my underwear

by Pillsbury187 August 7, 2009

Pike (insult)

A word used to insult someone in a seemingly jokey way, but actually meaning it very much.

Pike (insult)
Person 1: You’re a pike
Person 2: haha
Person 1: literally tho, you’re a twat

by anonymous October 29, 2021