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a device, used in ye olde russian time, used to skin people starting from their frontal lobe of the brain, and continuing back to the occipital lobe.
still commonly used in nebraska.

masochists still use this device on their legs for sexual gratification.
russian-"Thine pihok tis not supposed to be used on thine legs, tis used to skin bitches"

masochistic-"Do not be disgruntled at my means for sexual gratification-my pihok is a tool of the utmost climax! bitches!"
pihok by Sha'niqua August 3, 2007
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Someone who is unable to satisfy their partner.
"Hey Linda was your old boyfriend good in the sack"
"No he was a total Pilok"
pilok by BigDaddyMoses May 25, 2008
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To cumshot in to a girls ho (vag) while she is opening it.
Man! I did a Piho on my gf last night. It was awesome.
Piho by g shapes February 17, 2010

okie pinokie

Area in norhern Indiana around Peru where the bodies of 8 unknown people were found decaying in what used to be a marsh. Aslo the site where the body of a girl by the name of Stephanie was found after being beatin and raped.

The Residence of the Demon Pillar Pigs
OMG, lets go to Okie Pinokie and get some ghost photage!!
A typical term used by koreans trying to pronounce "fuck" but cant get it correct. Can be used in moments of anger or rage but must be said slow and drawn out like phooook b.
Yo i lost my glasses today styll...phok.. - D Lee
phok by Connor styll April 23, 2006
A city in Florida on the edge of Lake Okeechobee best know as "Muck City". Pahokee football team is regarded as the best High School football Team in Palm Beach County and across Florida. The Mascot for Pahokee is the famous Blue Devils.
You: Hey who are you playing football for this year?
Me: Pahokee duh!
Pahokee by Pahokee August 25, 2018
8 grams of any street drug.
Yo can u hook me up w/ a Pirok?
pirok by Steen123 March 4, 2008
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