pigulet 

A french piglet. Wee, wee. Pronounced pig - you - wet.

Wee wee I'm a pigulet. WHERE ARE MY TRUFFLES?

pigulet by mrfoofy March 14, 2020

Moss Piglet

A devoted member of the Church of Firnando. She is the spouse of Harold Mcflucker, the cult's- I mean church's- custom bot, and leader of the elusive Old Zealand. She enjoys orchestrating philosophical discussions, often pertaining to free will. She has authored a hymn for Firnando and intends to publish more hymns and tales in the future. Her nicknames and aliases include, but are not limited to: Moss, Piglet, Piggy, Moss Mcflucker, Demodex folliculorum, Alyssum Zara, and God. She aspires to earn a Ph.D. in either cognitive science or abnormal psychology. In her spare time, you may find her consuming infants (for research purposes).

Henry Cole: "why does Moss Piglet keep smooshing people?"
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Harold Mcflucker: "Let us celebrate Moss's absence with crumpets and tea."
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Moss Piglet: "I am the formidable Moss Piglet, the deity of educated guesses."

Moss Piglet by Church_Of_Firnando November 8, 2020

Audemars Piguet 

Very expensive Swiss watch, made with the world's thinnest calibers.

"Partner let me upgrade you
Audemars Piguet you
Switch your neck tie to purple labels"

"My bezzle courtesy of Audemars"

Audemars Piguet by msrevolution September 11, 2006

snorting piglets 

an English term used when someone has done something stupid

Ben's shat himself he's snorting piglets

snorting piglets by pigeon pooper November 7, 2019

piglets 

Piglets - When a woman aged 30 or more puts her short to medium length hair into pigtails and those pigtails are shorter in length to the point there are almost out of the bands which hold them. Often seen in a yoga class in California.

“That Yogi sure has adorable looking piglets in today”

piglets by CanuckCVSCODad October 16, 2019

Pigaleth 

A fat baby of any species, can be used to describe any fat baby in any species including humans - the h at the end is a silent h

That baby elephant is a pigaleth

Pigaleth by SPWolf February 23, 2015

Nigglet pigglet 

A name used in pure anger to insult the pigs in Angry Birds that smirk at you when you fail to kill them. Best used in a slightly cutesy voice, as to amuse anyone within hearing distance.

"DAMN IT, I've played this level ten times and I just can't get that one fucking nigglet pigglet!"

Nigglet pigglet by Liz Silva July 5, 2012