Pigpoon is a term used on someone that is a lil bitch on my momma cuh they usually tend to be obese and stinky and fat and ugly and eat poop out of their fingernails after they scoop it out.
"Shift#5241 is such a pigpoon, he eats so much shit out of his fingers."
(noun) An unintelligent, rank male, short of stature and round of girth, displaying distinct hyper-PIGmentation in the eye area. Pigcoons often make involuntary snorting or snoring sounds while wide awake, and may have a flat or snubbed nose. Pigcoons prefer a damp, humid environment, in both their habitat and their mate, such that conditions are ideal for growing mushrooms. Also known as a male swamp donkey.
Dude, I can't believe she's dating that pigcoon! He's disgusting! I bet she likes it when he donkey punches her.
1.) A cross between pig and racoon used to insult someone who has birthmarks or dark marks on their face, especially near their eyes, temple, upper cheeks or forehead. Most often the person has an unpleasant personality, or is just plain ugly, mean, or gross.
2.) A heinous person who wears glasses, or just happens to be wearing glasses, goggles or other eye covering when they do something stupid enough to deserve the insult.
3.) Can be used without anything distinguishing about their eyes when a simple pig isn't enough.
Listen, when you look like Miss Piggy on meth AND you wear coke-bottles, you need to at least be a good person to make up for it; you can't be a total pigcoon or you won't even get laid by a drunk frog!
A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”
Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing peecalculus.