1 definition by Miss Pristine
(noun) An unintelligent, rank male, short of stature and round of girth, displaying distinct hyper-PIGmentation in the eye area. Pigcoons often make involuntary snorting or snoring sounds while wide awake, and may have a flat or snubbed nose. Pigcoons prefer a damp, humid environment, in both their habitat and their mate, such that conditions are ideal for growing mushrooms. Also known as a male swamp donkey.
Dude, I can't believe she's dating that pigcoon! He's disgusting! I bet she likes it when he donkey punches her.
by Miss Pristine March 6, 2009