The most amazing person ever and can make you smile anytime in life. Has the most cutest smile and is caring a gamer and an AMAZING person. Best FUTURE boyfriend ever!!!! BTW did I tell you about his smile its the cutest and listenes to every word you have to say to him.
Ruler of Lake Titicaca. Rumored to have a bunghole that gets very angry if it does not receive toilet paper. Cornholio the Great is often seen walking around with his shirt over his head and his hands in the air, chanting songs about his power, and his bunghole.
"I am Cornholio! You do not want to face the wrath of my bunghole, for I need TP!"
Butthead: Shut up, Beavis! (uh huh huh huh)
Beavis: Um, okay. (heh heh heh heh).