Someone who likes playing pool and likes throwing darts
Likes going to the junkyard looking for parts
Likes to shoot his guns in the dark
Likes to hang out in the trailer park
Has got used tires and in good shape
Has every dukes of hazzard ever sold on tape
Who are you to tell them they got no class?
They are proud to be a redneck piece of white
trash!
Their someone who likes their out-of-date hairdo
Likes picking their nose and getting tattoos
Likes drinking beer while working on their car
Likes drinking beer and pissing in their yard
They like to burb and they like to fart
They like picking up girls when they go to
walmartThey like adjusting their nuts and scratching their
assEvery night they go to bed with a buzz
They dream that they are drinking
They wake up and they are
They'll be a drunk redneck until the
day their
deadThey drink beer with their breakfast and before they go to bed
They like to
fish and hunt when their drunk
They like to have sex in the back of their truck
You can tall them rude and crude and crass
But they're proud to be a redneck piece of white
trashThey like to
dip and they like to spit
They like talking on the phone while taking a shit
They're proud to be a redneck piece of white
trash and if you
don't like that, then pucker up motherfucker you can kiss their
ass.
Jim: Hey, Mike! Is that Jim over there drinking sasafras root beer, eating fried
chicken, and sitting in his rat-laced front lawn couch listening to Rebel Son with his 400 pound wife through his beat-downed 69' Dodge Charger bucket?
Mike: Yep! He's good lil feller and he's proud to be a redneck piece of white
trash.
