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Pie Hole 

The facial orafice into which one shoves pie and other food items (ie: the mouth).
"Shut yer f#ckin' Pie Hole, Dipsh#t!
Pie Hole by Dr. Damage November 30, 2002

Pie hole 

The mouth: because its a big hole into which you are able to shove pies.
Shut your pie hole when you're eating!!
Pie hole by CamelKid February 28, 2010

Pie hole 

An opening in the lower face of a haughty Social justice warrior that , when opened , emits bitching and whining about this or that being “inappropriate” or “ in poor taste” frequently a millennial snowflake but can also be on a plain old biotoch, often associated with low T ...
That apple store clerk was bitching about identifying someone referring to their race , they should shut their pie holes!
Pie hole by Davedale July 19, 2019

PIE HOLE 

The stinkin' mouth of an idiot who would not shut up
The face or trap of a noisy asshole
The mouth of B. Smith
Bentley S., know your role and SHUT YOUR PIE HOLE!!
What did you say?! Just shut your stinkin' PIE HOLE, asshole!!
PIE HOLE by Tha Jokah July 5, 2006

PIE HOLE 

the hole in your face that farts out annoying sounds all day while you are at work.
Larry shut your pie hole!
PIE HOLE by stephanie776 December 27, 2006

Pie Hole 

Person who who cannot shut their mouth, no matter the detriment to themselves or others.
Shut your pie hole, alll you do is start shit. Shut your pie hole, and all your problems will vanish. Shut your fucking Pie Hole, and you may live to see another day. Biggest pie hole in the south...nastiest pie hole in the South...shut your pie hole.
Pie Hole by jusjaxon July 20, 2010
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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.
"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."
square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004
Word of the Day on October 7, 2026
A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.
"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."
Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014
Word of the Day on October 6, 2026

trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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