picklebate

To masturbate using fruits or vegetables as sex toys

I broke up with my boyfriend last week, and the cucumbers in my garden were starting to bloom, so I decided to picklebate instead of going out to pick up a guy.

by mysteryweapon July 23, 2010

Pickleback

A series of two shots, first whiskey (typically Jamesons) followed by a shot of pickle juice/brine.

Bartender! Another round of Picklebacks for my friends!

by DrinkPlanner March 17, 2010

picklebutt

1. (verb) When you stick a pickle up your butthole

2. (noun) A game where you try to stick a pickle up someones butt.

(verb) "Dude, you just picklebutted your girlfriend!"

(noun) "Let's play some picklebutt.'

by Mr.Fingerbuttule January 20, 2013

Pickleback

The most famous pickle in the world and star of the facebook fan page "Can this pickle get more fans than Nickelback?" The answer was a resounding yes, as Pickleback surpassed the Canadian trash rock band Nickelback in the early morning of Friday, February 19, 2010 by amassing over 1.4 million fans on just its 16th day in existence. This day shall be known henceforth as Pickleback Day.

Guy 1: "Nickelback is the worst band I have ever heard."
Guy 2: "Anytime I hear Chad Kroeger I get so angry I want to punch a baby in the mouth."
Guy 1: "I don't even like the taste of pickles, but I am a fan of Pickleback because they don't play god awful terrible music."

by sivman17 February 19, 2010

picklehater33

literally the coolest person alive

picklehater33 IS the coolest person alive

by MilfMilker69 June 20, 2021

picklebot

A picklebot is when a person has made a mess of their knickers. Picklebots often create wet patches and marks that are unpleasant for others who, for example may want the use of a chair after a picklebot. The 'pickle' or wet patch is often created from a person's wet pants, through sweat, urine or simply getting out of a pool and sitting on a nice, often fabricated chair. Picklebots pay no regard to the next user of the chair.

Oh my God, look at that wet patch on my silk covered Chaise Long! Where's the disgraceful picklebot who did this!?

by Iamrock August 16, 2017

Pickleball Brains

Someone who thinks and/or acts small and/or stupid in everyday life.

Look at where you are going Pickleball Brains, you almost hit that pedestrian

by jondich February 26, 2021