Physic
Physic by Sillysp00n January 18, 2021
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Physic
Exp 1 :Why my tea is all over the table?
Physic: It is because the subatomic particle of the tea compound inside the cup had receive an impact which is
higher than the sum of its mass and the frictional force with table surface. This cause the potential energy of the tea inside cup being change to kenetic energy. Without the a stable 3 dimension object to maintain the random movement of the tea molecule, the tea unable to form an even three dimensional shape as it used to be inside the cup......
English: I'm the one who spill it...
Exp 2 :You are taking Physic tomoro? Sorry to hear about that... I will get the coffin..
Physic: It is because the subatomic particle of the tea compound inside the cup had receive an impact which is
higher than the sum of its mass and the frictional force with table surface. This cause the potential energy of the tea inside cup being change to kenetic energy. Without the a stable 3 dimension object to maintain the random movement of the tea molecule, the tea unable to form an even three dimensional shape as it used to be inside the cup......
English: I'm the one who spill it...
Exp 2 :You are taking Physic tomoro? Sorry to hear about that... I will get the coffin..
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Physic
Physic (v.) is the process of taking something ordinary and through a process of pure imagination and human will, creating something beautiful.
The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
The science of physics fails at one major point: it is constrained by many laws that prevent the kind of human flourishing that we all seek (eg. Gravity, Conservation of Energy, Etc).
The solution to this problem is to physic a problem you see. With courage, determination, and ingenuity, one can break any rule of physics and transcend humanity ascertaining an enlightened mind, body, and soul.
Unenlightened Peasant: Hey, I learned in my physics class that time travel is impossible because you can't go faster then the speed of light
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
Chris: Obviously you haven't learned to physic the hell out of your problems...
Physic by LandOfThePhysic November 9, 2016
physic friend fredbear
physic friend fredbear by Glitch-Bitch July 3, 2021
talking like a physic woodpecker
Man I was in line the other day to buy a concert ticket behind this guy who was talking like a physic woodpecker.
talking like a physic woodpecker by vicioushemi February 15, 2010
Night Physic
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cathopathic physician
A pretend doctor. Usually a nurse practitioner with confidence issues, but wants to be a pretend he/she is a doctor.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Will frequently pursue online degrees to get useless credentials instead of going to a real med school.
Real Doctor: I am Dr. Smith
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
Cathopathic Physician: I am also a doctor.
RD: Where did you go to med school?
CP: I did not go to med school, I am a cathopathic physician.
cathopathic physician by TheDefiner007 August 31, 2018
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