Definitions by ongadoolover
Moron
did you here steve? he's such a Moron, he said dreamsexuals aren't valid because they're only attracted to dream. what a fuckin' idiot.
Moron by ongadoolover February 13, 2022
Gringo
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Be the first one to fire.
Every man is a liar.
There's just one kind of man who tells the truth,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Don't be a fool for a smile or a kiss,
or your bullet might miss.
Keep your eye on your goal.
There's just one rule that can save you your life,
that's a hand on your knife, and a devil in your soul.
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me,
or A Gringo Like Me,
or A Gringo Like Me,
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Be the first one to fire.
Every man is a liar.
There's just one kind of man who tells the truth,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Don't be a fool for a smile or a kiss,
or your bullet might miss.
Keep your eye on your goal.
There's just one rule that can save you your life,
that's a hand on your knife, and a devil in your soul.
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me.
Keep your hand on your gun.
Don't you trust anyone.
There's just one kind of man that you can trust,
that's a dead man, or A Gringo Like Me,
or A Gringo Like Me,
or A Gringo Like Me,
Gringo by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
football
football by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
Scotland
Scotland by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
mr. hyde
person1: "man that mr. hyde character is a real jackass" person2: "yeah just last week he trampled my daughter"
mr. hyde by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
phonies
Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system
phonies by ongadoolover October 25, 2020
poggers
poggers by ongadoolover October 24, 2020