ongadoolover's definitions

kahoot

a game where kids come up with the best sex puns that they can think of

yesterday I named myself mike hawk on kahoot

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

ongadoo

a word you can put in the place of another word no matter the definition of the original word

last night I did a ongadoo

whenever I ongadoo my eyes hurt

mommy says daddy left to get an ongadoo

you know its wrong for white people to say ongadoo

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

poggers

a word used to say when you are surprised or are experiencing good vibes

hey Jeffery Epstein I heard what you did and that wasn't very poggers

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

d0uchy man

considerably less powerful than c00chie man he is still a god of whom has taught us many great lessons such as "if your socks are on you can't be gay

last night I had sex with some guy I met on the internet, luckily d0uchy man taught me that as long as my socks are on I'm not gay

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

fingers

little meat cylinders human persons use for do many thing, they are never all the exact same length and the middle one is mostly for insulting people

I lost my fingers in a meat grinder incident

by ongadoolover October 24, 2020

Moron

someone that thinks dreamsexual is about the youtuber dream

did you here steve? he's such a Moron, he said dreamsexuals aren't valid because they're only attracted to dream. what a fuckin' idiot.

by ongadoolover February 13, 2022

phonies

(plural noun) the people tazing you in the butthole

Two Hollywood phonies try to give me their autograph
Ground!
Nobody wants your autograph, phonies!
Then the two phonies got up
Turned out they had a taser
And they tased me in the butt-hole
Fell to the ground
The phonies didn't let up
Tasin' on my butthole over and over
I was screamin' and squirmin'
My butt-hole was on fire
The moral of the story is
You can't trust the system

by ongadoolover October 25, 2020