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phone girlfriend 

A girl that you are only friends with over the phone cause you are too nerdy in real life.
My phone girlfriend said she had to go cause her brother was there to fix her plumbing.
phone girlfriend by Dr. Doom J.M.D January 30, 2016

Girlfriend Phone 

Android phone given to Google employees as a perk then re-gifted to their girlfriend after going back to the iphone.
Why don't you whip out your girlfriend phone and Goggle it?

Phone Conversation With a Girlfriend 

a waste of 2 hours everyday for the past however long but you don't mind because you love them.
a normal phone conversation with a girlfriend

girl: blablablblblablablablabla

guy: yeh uhhu mmhhmm yeh

Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day

Nov 10- all boyfriends should spam their girlfriends phone telling them how much they love them and what they mean to them.
Spam your Girlfriends Phone Day means- “Girl my boyfriend just sent me a long paragraph of how much he loves me.Girl i love this man”

girlfriends phone died 

she’s cheating on you, bro :(
“my girlfriends phone died at a party last night, she didn’t respond all night

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022