Mums Phone

Slang for your Mums clit/pussy

Me: You sound like an 8 year old on his mums phone

Kid: What does that mean, I’m gonna look it up

by FuckingSket69 November 23, 2019

Sorry My Friend Took My Phone

Something people say when they say something they regret, and use this as a means to play it off as to not take the blame for what they said, usually unsuccessfully

Person 1: “Hey I’ve really liked l you for a few years, do you like me?”

Person 2: “Sorry I’m just not interested

Person 1: “ Sorry My Friend Took My Phone and sent that, I didn’t mean that, it wasn’t me”

by Kaney Wets January 7, 2022

Pandemic phone

When you use the economic stimulus money to buy a new cell phone. The new Obama phone.

Yo dawg is that the iPhone 11 pro? Ya bro Trump got me that pandemic phone.

by Shankss9 August 2, 2020

Phone dude

Probably hardest character to make theories off of since we (or I) don’t know a lot about him

Phone dude : “But again might be a crappy cosplay” (i think the line was that)

by Your local Gundham Tanaka simp May 25, 2021

Icelandic flip-phone

Sex with little person, and you flip them to where they are completely upside down.

Finally landed bridgette the midget, we did that Icelandic flip-phone. 10/10 recommend

by Thiswaslacysfault2022 January 10, 2022

Phone Balls

When your on the phone with your parents and a girl makes-out with your neck causing you to receive blue balls and not pay attention to the conversation.

Morgan gave me gnarly phone Balls!

by Burnsssss October 28, 2008

phone beers

having pints at the pub by yourself whilst scrolling through social media or messaging friends online since they aren't there

the boys can't make the pub after work today so I might head down for a few phone beers

by slangslang April 4, 2021