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A loud, wet fart that travels from the buttcrack to the clit.
I’ve been phlarting so much lately that I got a UTI.
phlart by Phlart June 3, 2022
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An unknown entity that excretes odorous gasses on unsuspecting victims. Persons that claim to have had encounters with phartoms claim to notice a temperature change, their neck hairs rise or a breeze blowing.
i don't know where that bad smell came from- must be a phartom in da house.
phartom by spiderdan July 18, 2005
A 'Phlatty' is a term to describe a marijuana blunt that after being rolled is 'flat' instead of 'round'. Common with inexperienced blunt rollers. Most commonly occurs when incorrectly sealing the blunt paper back together as some people will use to much pressure and/or etc., thus creating a flattened out blunt rather than a cylinder shaped blunt.
Yo I just rolled that blunt but it came out to be a phlatty.

Iv'e been rolling them phlatty's all day son!
Phlatty by Miami420 August 1, 2010
A phat yet flat booty.
Her booty is wide but it's not full she got a phlatty.
Phlatty by Cairo Leading January 27, 2020
yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf
phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019
And excruciatingly painful fart often resulting in explosive diarrhea and/or spontaneous combustion.
I was trying to squeeze out a fart, when all of a sudden i let out a phart, which went all over the walls.
Phart by AriOz10 July 11, 2016
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
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When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
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