(F-l-arm-f) a small inward burst of cold air into the anus, after a push of a fart. the push creates a vacuum causing the cold air to enter and fill the vacuum.
No need i suppose you could say "i just phlarmfed" but i would not reccomend it, as you will lose your friends
the sound' when a complete-drunk either walks into a pole, wall, or parked car, and/or falls directly on his/her face when falling down.
As i was people watching along the boardwalk in Mission Beach, this completely drunkbroad was walking and not watching where she was goin... ran right into a street sign, face first, then stumbled back n fell right on her face... 'plarmf' .
A pharmfag is a person or student that is currently in pharmacy school. This person tends to be late for many things and acts as if the world revolves around him/her due to thinking of themselves as being far more superior than everyone around them, including their friends.
A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.