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(F-l-arm-f) a small inward burst of cold air into the anus, after a push of a fart. the push creates a vacuum causing the cold air to enter and fill the vacuum.
No need
i suppose you could say "i just phlarmfed" but i would not reccomend it, as you will lose your friends
Phlarmf by Nathan M123 December 3, 2007
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the sound' when a complete-drunk either walks into a pole, wall, or parked car, and/or falls directly on his/her face when falling down.
As i was people watching along the boardwalk in Mission Beach, this completely drunk broad was walking and not watching where she was goin... ran right into a street sign, face first, then stumbled back n fell right on her face... 'plarmf' .
plarmf by samweis January 17, 2013

Pharmfag 

A pharmfag is a person or student that is currently in pharmacy school. This person tends to be late for many things and acts as if the world revolves around him/her due to thinking of themselves as being far more superior than everyone around them, including their friends.
What is Anna's problem? Nothing, she is just a pharmfag.
Pharmfag by Drew4u2 January 9, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
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person2: ya he was a proper lad
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While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
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