phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.
On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.
by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022
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phartsmone

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.
by Jerome Myer December 16, 2022
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