phartsmone

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

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phartsmone

A cynical use of the word smartphone.

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022

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phartsmone • Phartamones • pharmomones

Phartamones

Phartamones are like a humans flatulence way of mate calling they only appeal to the oppisite sex. And is basically saying come mate with me.

"Alice was giving off so many phartamones I couldn't help but want to sniff her."

Phartamones by scootmcdoot April 22, 2014

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pharmomones

Biochemical signals emitted by organisms, conveying information through distinct scents, often perceptible by the human olfactory system.

I just walked by the patient room and his pharmomones smell like Pseudomonas....he might have an open leg ulcer.

pharmomones by KCPharm November 25, 2023

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Stealthie

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.

FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"

Stealthie by gwenhyfar October 2, 2016

Word of the Day on May 25, 2026

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Summer Teeth

When someone has a lot of missing teeth.

Mannn, that dude has summer teeth!
What do you mean?
Summer here, summer there...

Summer Teeth by BeckPot August 2, 2012

Word of the Day on May 24, 2026

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Grindset

The grindset is a contemporary ideology of self-exploitation disguised as strength, deeply tied to the aesthetics of the “sigma male” and to new digital forms of patriarchy. It promotes the idea that human worth depends on productivity, economic success, absolute emotional control, and the ability to work endlessly, turning vulnerability, rest, community, and tenderness into signs of weakness. Beneath its rhetoric of discipline and power often lies a profound inability to relate healthily to pain, fragility, and human interdependence.

“That’s the grindset, brother. While weak men sleep and complain, sigma males stay disciplined, work in silence, suppress emotions, and build power while everyone else wastes time chasing comfort.”

Grindset by Omega-Male May 22, 2026

Word of the Day on May 23, 2026

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