phartsmone 

1. Cynical juxtaposition of the word smartphone, used to disparage excessive usage of the device.

2. App that sounds like a loud gastric blowout used in crowded busses, subways, elevators etc. to move back passengers and provide surrounding free space.

On a crowded subway, he took out his phartsmone and dialed in a loud gastric blowout that scattered disgusted passengers and provided a seat for him.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 22, 2022

phartsmone 

A cynical use of the word smartphone.

My trip on the subway was all about navigating a tempest sea of people on phartsmones.

phartsmone by Jerome Myer December 15, 2022

Phartamones 

Phartamones are like a humans flatulence way of mate calling they only appeal to the oppisite sex. And is basically saying come mate with me.

"Alice was giving off so many phartamones I couldn't help but want to sniff her."

Phartamones by scootmcdoot April 22, 2014

pharmomones 

Biochemical signals emitted by organisms, conveying information through distinct scents, often perceptible by the human olfactory system.

I just walked by the patient room and his pharmomones smell like Pseudomonas....he might have an open leg ulcer.

pharmomones by KCPharm November 25, 2023