another word for the poo inbetween your toes that smells alot like ageing goat hooves. a word commonly used between hunters of the northern-south eastern westies, they like to collect pharpus to make a decicasy made with rotting jubilee and runny nose liqiud.
hunter 1: ooh! hunter 2! come over here! I FOUND SOME PHARPUS! GET THE JAR!
hunter 2: wicked, now our delicacy is complete!
hunter 1: yaggah!
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A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.