A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

Pharkonic by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011

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phlarmf

just a fuckin dope brand

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf

phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019

phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.

"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"

phlakkegm by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007

pharkle

The sound that a horse makes with its little lips.

Did you hear that horse pharkle? It just went: Phhhhhbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppppp!

pharkle by Pharkle King May 15, 2015

Pharket

A pharmacy that sells medicine along with toys, makeup, and groceries.

Jim: "Hey Karl, do you want to go get some pills and ham?
Karl: "Yeah sure Jim, I know a great Pharket we can go to.
Jim: " Thanks Karl!"

Pharket by Pharket Guy May 13, 2018

pharkle

1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.

Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!

pharkle by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

Word of the Day on September 24, 2026

Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

Word of the Day on September 23, 2026

murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

Word of the Day on September 22, 2026

Whale

In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.

"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."

Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020

Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.

Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.

Concrete cowboy by EugeneJohnson42000 March 16, 2024

Word of the Day on September 20, 2026

hobo loko

any hard liquor that is cheap & potent.. eg. relska, popov, potters, evan williams, kamchatka, fireball, rumpleminze, southern comfort, everclear

hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh

hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026

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