phlark

A slang word for fuck

Used in the same context

"Hey buddy, phlark you!"

by FFStudios August 8, 2009

Pharkonic

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.

Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!

by theabsolutelypharkonical. June 16, 2011

phlarmf

just a fuckin dope brand

yo this fuckin dope brand is named phlarmf

by phillip ho August 12, 2019

phlakkegm

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.

"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"

by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007

pharkle

The sound that a horse makes with its little lips.

Did you hear that horse pharkle? It just went: Phhhhhbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppppp!

by Pharkle King May 15, 2015

Pharket

A pharmacy that sells medicine along with toys, makeup, and groceries.

Jim: "Hey Karl, do you want to go get some pills and ham?
Karl: "Yeah sure Jim, I know a great Pharket we can go to.
Jim: " Thanks Karl!"

by Pharket Guy May 13, 2018

pharkle

1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.

Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!

by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008