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Pharkonic 

A wonderful word that basically has no meaning. It can mean anything you want it to mean. It is used to sound smart and intellectual while actually not saying anything at all. It can be used in all forms, as a noun, adjective, verb or adverb. It transforms to fit the occasion. People will pretend to know what you're saying just to seem as smart as you.
Person1: I ate such a pharkonic dinner today.
Person2: Haha, mine was absolutely pharkonical as well.

Person1: This chair is so pharkonic! It's not squishy enough!
Person2: SUE THEM! I can't believe they wouldn't make it pharkonic enough!

Person1: *Sigh* You're so pharkonic, I'm jealous.
Person2: My role model is that absolutely pharkonical ninja! What a pharkonic.

Person1: Hey, put this word on UrbanDictionary! That would be absolutely pharkonic.
Person2: You do it! You're more pharkonic than me!
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phlarmf by phillip ho August 12, 2019

phlakkegm 

The result of hackups that don't get caught before they hit the open air in front of you; sometimes induced by a sudden sneezing spell.
"Wow, didja see how that dude's phlakkegm decorated the whole mirror he was facing?"
phlakkegm by jimmiedavurdmeister August 16, 2007
The sound that a horse makes with its little lips.
Did you hear that horse pharkle? It just went: Phhhhhbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbpbppppp!
pharkle by Pharkle King May 15, 2015
A pharmacy that sells medicine along with toys, makeup, and groceries.
Jim: "Hey Karl, do you want to go get some pills and ham?
Karl: "Yeah sure Jim, I know a great Pharket we can go to.
Jim: " Thanks Karl!"
Pharket by Pharket Guy May 13, 2018
1. To become intoxicated by carbonated beverages.
2. Consuming E numbers, caffeine and other behaviour-altering substances.
3. To enter into a state of hyperactivity.
Pharkle off.
Don’t pharkle too much if you’re about to operate heavy machinery.
Scream if you want to pharkle faster.
All humans can pharkle, but some pharkle better than others.
Just do it… pharkle!
pharkle by Alan Gauge February 20, 2008