phladunk

To hit someone in the face with their penis.

My woman wasn't listening to what I was saying, so I phladunked her.

phladunk by Rico Enrique January 14, 2008

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phadunk

Slapping someone on the top of their head with one's excited penis.

I nearly knocked her out when i phadunked her!

phadunk by Paddy P June 11, 2004

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phladunk • phadunk • pladunk

pladunk

The sound a poopy makes evacuating your hole quickly into toilet water.

The healthiest dumps always go pladunk, unfortunately a splash of soiled toilet water is followed up.

pladunk by Enright102208330:) April 20, 2014

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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You the birthday

You the birthday-you the point, you the topic, the reason we here, can be used as a compliment / u looking good or silly/trolling

Nah fr, you the birthday, you got all the attention.

You the birthday by Dev-in April 4, 2026

Word of the Day on May 28, 2026

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church hurt

church hurt is where you experience a degree of distance, pain, or judgement from your church community. Essentially, you are just unable to “find your place”. This is prevalent in the Christian community, but can be extended to other religions.

Now that I am an adult I am beginning to heal from the church hurt that was inflicted on me as a child.

church hurt by PrincesaLatina21 May 1, 2022

Word of the Day on May 27, 2026

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honkin

Huge. Surpassing normal expectations.

I was fishing with a Spinner Bait and a HONKIN pike came after it and hit it . Felt like a lawnmower running over a brick.

honkin by R. LaJoy December 26, 2005

Word of the Day on May 26, 2026

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