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philmont ny 

A small town in upstate NY that has gone to hell.

A once prosperous town, the mills are shadows of their former selves.

They now house the crack addicted heroin users that suck dick for any drug they can get their hands on.

A two store town suited to the residents, a Cumbies, and Family Dollar for those who would rather walk than get a job, and wheels.

The finest heroin can be found here being dealt by crack addicted pregnant teens selling their mouths for the next fix from their supplier.

The streets flow with wanna be gangstas from NYC hiding out cause they commited some horrible act in NYC.

There is one dentist, don’t know how he is in business, as mouth care is a definite problem.

Avoid at all costs.
“Philmont NY, scumbag central of Columbia county NY”

Did you find that place with the drugs, and pregnant teen wanna be porn stars?

Oh you mean Philmont, yeah I went there.
philmont ny by Outdoorsguy518 November 25, 2021
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