philiure 

The state of mind that you cannot succeed even if you attempt to fail, and at any point in life that your name is Fizz and your so metro, or "happy" that you talk about cyber intelligence all day.

gosh i didnt pass my test today.. im such a philiure!

philiure by Mr. FukUdoME May 8, 2008

dirty philureen 

Its when a girl goes to the bathroom before sex and uses her mans flannel to freshen up her tuna box, knowing that the first thing he will wash with it is his face..

Kim knew her pum pum wasnt fresh so she did a dirty philureen

dirty philureen by NoFilterPrincess May 26, 2019