The religion Christian and Phil came up with one autumn night while high. It is a religion where basically, all you believe in is peace. You may have seperate beliefs if you want, but as long as you believe in peace, your fine.
You may be a member of philistian, as long as you believe in peace.
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.