philing it

Sitting at work playing solitaire, while criticizing co-workers efforts. People who phil it are often managers who have bad home lives, so they spend a majority of their day fondling themselves in front of the office computer.

I would have gotten a raise but I spent my entire day philing it.

by Cream Waffer April 27, 2008

Piling it on

When you have to take an emergency poop, but all the toilets are already clogged and you go anyway.

I stopped at a rest stop on the interstate and the toilets were full of poo, so I got stuck piling it on.

by Jake2z November 22, 2011