Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.
Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.
Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.
by dubya_is_wracked_lol August 5, 2006
A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.
by Superfical Snail December 25, 2016
- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"
I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub
She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night
She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night
by Billyamilton March 3, 2019