phil mitchell

Bald, potato-like character in the popular soap Eastenders. Not to be confused with any members of Right Said Fred. Punches someone at least once in every episode, avoids jail purely because he is better than Ian Beale at everything.

Has a brother called Grant who looks mildly like a homosexual potato.

Phil Mitchell looks like a potato

phil mitchell by dubya_is_wracked_lol August 5, 2006

Phil Mitchelled 

A state of extreme self induced intoxication often caused by large volumes of alcohol and/or illegal substances.

Tonight lads, lets get Phil Mitchelled

Phil Mitchelled by Superfical Snail January 3, 2017

Phil Mitchelling 

- When you call your penis Phil Mitchell and the vagina the Queen Vic and when you nut you get the woman to shout "Get outa my pub!"

I could tell she liked my Phil Mitchell by the way she shouted so sweetly to get out of her pub

She got a real Phil Mitchelling last night

Phil Mitchelling by Billyamilton March 3, 2019