pharmicide

A doctor prescribed medication whose side effects are as bad or worse than what you are trying to cure

Man: If I take this pill I could die if I don't I will have depression and commit suicide and die-pharmicide

pharmicide by igiveufunkbutt July 12, 2011

harmicide

The act of inflicting serious bodily harm on a person, almost - but not quite, to the point of expiry.

Can be used as a noun: "Sometimes I just wanna kill that idiot, however, homicide is a crime. Perhaps some serious harmicide would be in order.....hahaha." - or an adjective: "Stay away from that dude. He's a harmicidal maniac!". Just think of all the court charges that could be eliminated, i.e. assault, battery, etc. by charging everyone with varying degrees of harmidice.

harmicide by montyco April 7, 2013

pharmacide 

The act of murder through prescription medication, specifically through its overuse or misuse by innocent patients.

The FDA willingly allows pharmacide in order to fill their own pockets.

pharmacide by Kirsten July 28, 2007

No pharmacies 

Similar to no homo

Malik:I like to eat meat
Alex: no pharmacies

No pharmacies by Mygotrunks August 14, 2016

palmicide 

To slap someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

palmicide by Mostonflick October 19, 2021

Pharmicate 

Pharm • ic • ate

verb: pharmicate; 3rd person present: pharmicates; past tense: pharmicated; past participle: pharmicated; gerund or present participle: pharmicating

1. To perform the duties of a pharmacist, in an effective and timely fashion.
2. Yearning to be helpful, from the position of a pharmacist (in terms of temperament).

Tim really pharmicated that patient’s medication reconciliation this morning— we almost gave her all the wrong doses!

Pharmicate by ilove2bpyro September 8, 2022

Palmicide 

The act of slapping someone

Don’t make me commit palmicide.

Palmicide by Mostonflick October 19, 2021